Obstetrics is drier than a camel’s turd

Obstetrics is drier than a camel’s year old turd,
No thanks, I don’t want bacteria in my curd…
Obstetrics is drier than a lemon wrung out by Hulk Hogan,
You know whats not a good car, that Mahindra Logan…
Obstetrics is drier than a water-well on the surface of the sun,
Please mother, let me eat that delicious bun…
Obstetrics is drier than the snatch of Hillary Clinton,
Did you know that we grew from phytoplankton…
Obstetrics is drier than the inside of my waterproof Rado watch,
Without it I always felt too gauche…
Obstetrics is drier than the vestigial throat of the singing Himesh…
Hey, did you always have that ugly face?
Obstetrics is drier than that Bombay Sapphire gin,
Oh sweet Jesus, so thats when we committed that sin!
Obstetrics is drier than Ram Gopal Verma ki Aag,
Oooh, that reminds me of makke ki roti and sarson ka saag…
Obstetrics is drier than the Sahara air,
Should I use Sunsilk if I have no hair?
Obstetrics is drier than the 2nd of October,
If you like this poem, please give me your number….
Obstetrics is drier than a mug filled with martini worth a dime,
What the hell, do I have to make every line rhyme?
Obstetrics is drier than the physics lectures of Mr. J.S.Virdi back in 12th V
Sorry folks, that may be getting too long... anyways, I gotta pee…